It's time to Rumble

So, here we are in a terrible bout of sickness for our people and all Agamemnon has to do is give up his woman to end it. But no, he can’t do that so he has to go and steal Achilles prize woman instead. I expect Achilles to revolt; wait a minute, here comes Achilles to challenge him and rightfully so. The fact that Agamemnon thinks he is the leader because he brought the most men is hogwash. When the battle is on the line, it will be my brute strength and Achilles bravery that will save the Greeks.

After Agamemnon says he has had enough of the war and is leaving, his troops follow him, but this can’t be the end. Sure enough, here comes Odysseus to fire everyone up for battle and I’m ready to fight.

I may not be the most intelligent man out here, but I will never back down from a fight like Paris just did. He wanted to battle anyone of us one on one, and while I would have loved the chance to cut his head off, Menelaus stepped forward. Despite backing down from his claim, his brother just called him out for being a coward and they are going to fight!...... The battle seems to have died down, but I managed to do what I do best; go to battle and kill.

Paris and Menelaus begin to fight